3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Randomize
