I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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