Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Lo siento on account of my penis...
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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