You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
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Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
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You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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