Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Randomize
