The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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