one might say we're banned from that church
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
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he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
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Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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