Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
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She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
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How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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