just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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