so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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