toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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