I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
love makes seman taste better
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
