Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
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I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
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spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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