it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
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We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
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The dysfunction is strong in this one.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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