I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
how does that bad decision feel?
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