id be glad to
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
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open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
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Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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