I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize
