But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
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stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
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Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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