My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
