he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
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Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
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You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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