Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Randomize
