I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I have already put on my inside pants.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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