i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
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you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
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Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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