I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
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If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
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I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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