Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(541): View more from Oregon

In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?

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(631): View more from New York

we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,

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(217): View more from Illinois

You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.

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(775): View more from Nevada

Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...

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(618): View more from Illinois

This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.

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(206): View more from Washington

I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow

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(785): View more from Kansas

Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.

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