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• (818): View more from California

  Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.

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  Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it

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• (530): View more from California

  I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat

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• (727): View more from Florida

  The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.

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