In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
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This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
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Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.