Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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