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(502): View more from Kentucky

Jerry, you need to find god

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(513): View more from Ohio

She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.

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(708): View more from Illinois

I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.

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(630): View more from Illinois

i think the doormans mad at me

(773): View more from Illinois

well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...

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(904): View more from Florida

Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.

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(802): View more from Vermont

Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.

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(254): View more from Texas

Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Moral of the story: fuckboys never change

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(607): View more from New York

Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n

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