Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
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My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
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I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail