i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
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This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
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I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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