she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
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We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
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We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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