Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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