he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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