I cockslap morals
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
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