If i come over, it means nothing
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
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I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
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Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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