what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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