I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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