Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
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no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
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Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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