Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Randomize
