Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
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I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
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My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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