That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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