I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
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DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
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And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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