He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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