So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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