Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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