At least make sure they are 18
Why
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
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Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
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I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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