this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
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she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
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But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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