She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
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I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
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The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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