oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
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I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
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Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Randomize