I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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