Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
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i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
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I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
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