hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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