It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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