I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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