Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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