I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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