He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
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I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
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Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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