Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
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You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
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Oh Jesus.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
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Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
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