get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
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as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
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I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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