windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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