belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
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I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
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Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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